I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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