How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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