Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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