yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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