Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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