I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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