Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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