I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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