not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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