What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I think I just sharted jello shots
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