mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I need to sanitize my soul.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
there is glitter all over my balls
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
