U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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