it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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