Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Randomize
