Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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