bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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