Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Randomize
