is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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