If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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