I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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