you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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