I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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