do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
