question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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