The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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