she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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