Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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