i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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