So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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