hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize