I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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