So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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