I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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