That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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