I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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