You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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