My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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