the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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