I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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