some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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