As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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