Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
how does that bad decision feel?
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