Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
i've created a new STD.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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