try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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