You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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