I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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