Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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