also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
My liver just had a heart attack.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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