is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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