I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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