hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
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