It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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