He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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