My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
is this the sara with the beer cane?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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