so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
